I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
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Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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