:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
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Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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