I can't watch pbs sober anymore
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
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I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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