how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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