the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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