Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
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