You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
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We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
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Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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