This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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