I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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