do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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