Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
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If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
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all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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