We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
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Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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