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The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
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Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
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Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Iβm really regretting these suede pants.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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