remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
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I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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