Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
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they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
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she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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