I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
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Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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