dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
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You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
This show inspires me to have sex in space
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
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I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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