If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
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Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
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I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Oh god it's open bar.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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