Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
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you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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