Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
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I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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