I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
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I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
The uberlube is also flammable
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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