We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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