ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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