Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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