Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
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