this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
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That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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