I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
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STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
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my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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