Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
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That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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