I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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