i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
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Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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