I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
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we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
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where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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