that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
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BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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