maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
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I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
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Did you pee in the oven last night??
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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