Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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