I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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