the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
found the other keg... it's in the tree
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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