I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
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My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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