The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
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I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
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my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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