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they call him Oral-B. enough said
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
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Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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