put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
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Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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