How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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