everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
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Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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