yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Couch. On fire.
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