its not stalking. its research.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
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A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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