I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
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How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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