Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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