Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
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update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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