Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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