$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
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Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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