I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
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The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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