he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
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So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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